Year in Cinema 2017

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What a great year for cinema!
Theatrically I saw 198 films, representing 164 unique films with a handful of multiple viewings (including several of my top five) and a decent amount of 35mm projected films.

I had an unprecedented amount of 5/5 films in 2017, but when it came down to it I had to pick five for the top spots. Two came from first time feature directors. Here goes:

  1. Endless Poetry.
    A new Jodorowsky film is pretty much always going to take the number one spot on my list; like Dance of Reality before it, Endless Poetry chronicles the early life of auteur director Alejandro Jodorowsky. The films are his most accessible work to date, with his trademark aesthetics but a more conventional (if not magically realist) narrative. I hope he’s able to get a film made that covers his filming of El Topo and the Holy Mountain.
  2. The Shape of Water.
    A late entry, coming out with only a few weeks left in the year but it easily knocked other contenders out of the top five. I always hate when reviewers call a film a “love letter to____” but this is exactly that. A love letter to cinema, to monster films, to love stories.
  3. Ladybird.
    As an actor, Greta Gerwig has infinite presence on film; you always notice her even in ensemble casts like 20th Century Women where she has to act alongside Annette Benning. It seems like the same can be said for her as a director; that despite Ladybird being her first feature she’s fully capable of standing out amongst more seasoned directors.
  4. Baby Driver.
    This will be the film that defines Wright’s career. In light of the allegations re: Kevin Spacey I’m sure this will be dropped like it’s hot for awards consideration, but Wright gets everything perfect: the right cast, the right pacing, the right screenplay and music and masterfully ties it all together. I can’t wait to see what he does next.
  5. Blade Runner 2049.
    Oh. It lost $100m at the box office? Too bad. This is a film where the design of the film is practically a character. If you expected a cookie cutter sequel or an action movie out of Villenueve you picked the wrong horse. But if you wanted an expertly filmed, expertly conceived movie? This is for you.

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Theatrical:

  1. Hidden Figures. (2016) 4/5
  2. Underworld: Bloodwars. 1/5
  3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. 5/5
  4. Moana.5/5
  5. The Bye Bye Man. 1/5
  6. Sleepless. 2/5
  7. Live by Night. 3/5
  8. Patriot’s Day. 2.5/5
  9. Split. 3/5
  10. XXX: Return of Xander Cage. 2/5
  11. 20th Century Women. 5/5
  12. Lion. 4/5
  13. Resident Evil The Final Chapter. 2/5
  14. Gold. 2/5
  15. Manchester by the sea. 3/5
  16. Rings. 1/5
  17. The Space between us. 3/5
  18. Moonlight. 5/5
  19. The Comedian. 2.5/5
  20. John Wick 2. 5/5
  21. John Wick 2. (2) 5/5
  22. The Lego Batman Movie. 3/5 (IMAX)
  23. 50 Shades Darker. 1/5
  24. The Great Wall.3/5
  25. Fist Fight. 3.5/5
  26. John Wick 2. (3) 5/5
  27. A Cure for Wellness. 4/5
  28. Get Out. 5/5
  29. Collide. 2/5
  30. Get Out. (2) 5/5
  31. Rock Dog. 1/5
  32. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. (2) 5/5
  33. Logan. (IMAX) 5/5
  34. Table 19. 3.5/5
  35. Logan. (IMAX) (2) 5/5
  36. Before I fall. 2/5
  37. Logan. (3) 5/5
  38. Kong Skull Island. 3/5
  39. Beauty and the Beast (2017) 4/5
  40. The Belko Experiment. 3/5
  41. Raw. 4/5
  42. Beauty and the Beast. 4/5 (IMAX 3D) (2)
  43. CHIPS. 3.5/5
  44. Saban’s Power Rangers. 2.5/5
  45. T2: Trainspotting. 5/5
  46. Life. (2017) 3/5
  47. CHIPS. (x2) 3.5/5
  48. Ghost in the Shell. (2017) 3/5.
  49. The Blackcoat’s Daughter. 3.5/5
  50. The Boss Baby. 1.5/5
  51. Gifted. 4.5/5
  52. Smurfs: The Lost Village. 2.5/5
  53. Going in Style. 2.5/5
  54. Colossal. 4/5
  55. The Fate of the Furious. 2.5/5
  56. Free Fire. 4/5
  57. Born in China. 3/5
  58. Phoenix Forgotten. 1/5
  59. Unforgettable. 2/5
  60. The Circle. 3/5
  61. Dynasty. (1977. 35mm, 3D, eXfest) 2/5
  62. Death Rides a Horse. (1967. 35mm, eXfest) 3/5
  63. The New Barbarians. (1983. 35mm, eXfest) 4/5
  64. Combat Cops. (1974. 35mm, eXfest) 3/5
  65. Street Asylum. (1990. 35mm, eXfest) 3/5
  66. Love me deadly. (1973. 35mm, eXfest) 2/5
  67. Pink Flamingos. (1972. 16mm, eXfest) 5/5 (introduced by John Waters & Elizabeth Coffey)
  68. Sleight. 3/5
  69. How to be a Latin Lover. 3/5
  70. Guardians of the Galaxy. (RPX 3D) 4/5
  71. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. (RPX 3D) 4/5
  72. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. (3) 4/5
  73. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. 2.5/5
  74. Alien: Covenant. 3/5 (IMAX 2D)
  75. Beauty and the Beast. 4/5 (3)
  76. Alien: Covenant. 3/5 (IMAX 2D) (2)
  77. Smokey and the Bandit. 5/5
  78. Baywatch. 3.5/5
  79. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men tell no tales. 2/5
  80. The Lovers. 4/5
  81. Baywatch. (2) 3.5/5
  82. Wonder Woman. (3D IMAX) 4.5/5
  83. Wonder Woman. (2) 4.5/5
  84. Obit. 5/5
  85. Wonder Woman. (3) 4.5/5
  86. It comes at night. 2/5
  87. The Mummy. 2017. 2/5
  88. 47 Meters Down. 2.5/5
  89. Cars 3. 3/5
  90. Death Line (aka RAW MEAT, 1972) 35mm 3/5
  91. Rough Night. 2.5/5
  92. Transformers: The Last Knight. 2/5
  93. Baby Driver. 5/5
  94. Baby Driver. (2) (RPX) 5/5
  95. The House. 4/5
  96. Despicable M3. 2.5/5
  97. Baby Driver. (3) 5/5
  98. Spiderman: Homecoming. 5/5
  99. The Big Sick. 5/5
  100. Spiderman: Homecoming. (2) (Imax 3D) 5/5
  101. Wish Upon. 2.5/5
  102. War for the Planet of the Apes. 3/5
  103. The Little Hours. 3/5
  104. The Big Sick. (2) 5/5
  105. Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets. 3.5/5
  106. Dunkirk. 4/5
  107. Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets. (2) 3.5/5
  108. Girls Trip. 3.5/5
  109. Endless Poetry. 5/5
  110. Endless Poetry (2) 5/5
  111. The Emoji Movie. 1.5/5 (+.5 for seeing it with Kanopka)
  112. Atomic Blonde. 3/5
  113. The Dark Tower. 2/5
  114. Endless Poetry.  (3) 5/5
  115. Detroit. 4/5
  116. Kidnap. 3/5
  117. Annabelle: Creation. 4/5
  118. Brigsby Bear. 5/5
  119. Spiderman: Homecoming. (3) 5/5
  120. The Hitman’s Bodyguard. 3/5
  121. Logan Lucky. 3.5/5
  122. Brigsby Bear. (2) 5/5
  123. The Hitman’s Bodyguard. (2) 3/5
  124. Ingrid goes West. 2.5/5
  125. Birth of the Dragon. 2.5/5
  126. Close encounters of the Third Kind. 5/5
  127. IT (2017) 4.5/5
  128. Home Again. 3.5/5
  129. IT. (2017) (RPX) (2) 4.5/5
  130. IT. (2017) (RPX) (3) 4.5/5
  131. mother! 5/5
  132. American Assassin. 3/5
  133. ET. 4/5
  134. Kingsmen: The Golden Circle. 3.5/5
  135. Friend Request. 2/5
  136. Kingsment: The Golden Circle. (2) 3.5/5
  137. Flatliners. (2017) 3/5
  138. American Made. 3.5/5
  139. mother! (2) 5/5
  140. Battle of the Sexes. 4/5
  141. Blade Runner 2049. IMAX. 5/5
  142. Blade Runner 2049. (2) 5/5
  143. The My Little Pony Movie. 2/5
  144. Happy Death Day. 3.5/5
  145. The Foreigner. 2.5/5
  146. American Satan. 2.5/5
  147. Brawl in Cellblock 99. 3/5
  148. The Mountain Between Us. 3/5
  149. Marshall. 3/5
  150. Geostorm. (IMAX 3D) 1.5/5
  151. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women. 4.5/5
  152. Only the brave. 3.5/5
  153. Snowman. 1.5/5
  154. Suburbicon. 2.5/5
  155. Anguish. 1987 35mm 3/5
  156. Pumpkinhead. 35mm 3.5/5
  157. The Changeling. 35mm 4/5
  158. The Mist. 35mm 4/5
  159. Cemetery Man. 35mm 4.5/5
  160. Without Warning. 1980. 35mm 2/5
  161. Satan’s School for Girls. 35mm. 3/5
  162. I, Madman. 35mm. 4/5
  163. Trick or Treats. 1982. 35mm.  3/5
  164. Inframan. 35mm. 1/5
  165. Thanks for your Service. 3/5
  166. Jigsaw. 2/5
  167. All I can see is you. 2/5
  168. Thor: Ragnarok. 5/5 (IMAX)
  169. Thor: Ragnarok. 5/5
  170. Bad Moms Christmas. 3/5
  171. The Killing of a Sacred Deer. 4/5
  172. Murder on the Orient Express. (2017) 4/5
  173. My friend Dahmer. 2.5/5
  174. Lady Bird. 5/5
  175. Daddy’s Home 2. 2/5
  176. Justice League. 2/5 (IMAX)
  177. Justice League. (2) 2/5
  178. Coco. 5/5
  179. Tom of Finland. 4/5
  180. Wonder. 3/5
  181. Roman J. Israel, Esq. 3/5
  182. Coco. (2) 5/5
  183. Blade Runner: 2049. (3)
  184. The Unseen.  (35mm) 2/5
  185. The Dark. (35mm) 1.5/5
  186. Hell Night. (35mm) 3/5
  187. The Disaster Artist. 4/5
  188. We’re just getting started. 3/5
  189. Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. 4/5 (Private Screening)
  190. Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. 4.5 (score updated) (2)
  191. The Shape of Water. 5/5
  192. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. 3/5
  193. The Greatest Showman. 3.5/4
  194. I, Tonya. 4.5/5
  195. Molly’s Game. 4/5
  196. Pitch Perfect 3. 2.5/5
  197. Downsizing. 2/5
  198. The Shape of Water. (2) 5/5

Home:

The rules are simple; log every movie watched at home (or the Overground Cinema) and which service/platform it was on. Include entire seasons of tv shows if “binge” watched, discard single episodes. Sit and ponder the amount of time I spend watching movies when  I could be doing something productive like bitching about politics on tumblr.

I tried to log everything, but there are gaps.

  1. Hits! (Netflix)
  2. The Brady Bunch Movie. (Amazon Streaming)
  3. Tallulah. (Netflix)
  4. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (Amazon Streaming)
  5. Indian Jones and the Last Crusade. (Amazon Streaming)
  6. Iron Man. (Amazon Streaming)
  7. Travelers Season 1. (Netflix)
  8. Haven Season 1. (Netflix)
  9. Princess Mononoke. (Blu-ray)
  10. Hateful Eight. (VUDU)
  11. Chicken People. (Amazon Prime)
  12. Fright Night. (Shudder)
  13. Disco Godfather. (Exploitation.tv)
  14. The Six Thousand Dollar Nigger aka Super Soul Brother. (Exploitation.tv)
  15. Little Miss Innocence. (Exploitation.tv)
  16. Sugar Cookies. (Exploitation.tv)
  17. The House of Seven Corpses. (Shudder)
  18. The Blues Brothers. (HBOGo)
  19. The Last Temptation of Christ. (Overground Cinema)
  20. The Burbs. (Hulu)
  21. Crystal Lake Memories. (Shudder)
  22. Tombstone. (Hulu Plus)
  23. Haven Season 2. (Netflix)
  24. Haven Season 3. (Netflix)
  25. A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1. (Netflix)
  26. Alice through the looking glass. (Netflix)
  27. Steven King’s Silver Bullet. (Amazon Prime)
  28. The Magicians Season 1. (Netflix)
  29. My Cousin Vinny. (HBOGo)
  30. The Illusionist. (Showtime Anytime)
  31. Zoolander 2. (VUDU)
  32. The Departed. (DVD)
  33. Pretty Peaches. (Exploitation.tv)
  34. Succubus. (Shudder)
  35. The Boss. (HBOGo)
  36. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. (HBOGo)
  37. Big Trouble in Little China. (HBOG0)
  38. Resident Evil Extinction. (HBOGo)
  39. Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things. (Amazon Prime)
  40. The Monster. (Amazon Prime)
  41. Green Room. (Amazon Prime)
  42. Resident Evil: Extinction.
  43. Beware of the Slenderman. (HBOGo)
  44. Hellboy. (Netflix)
  45. Fright Night 2. (remake) (Netflix)
  46. V for Vendetta. (Netflix)
  47. Tales of Halloween. (Netflix)
  48. Afterbirth. (Netflix)
  49. The Nice Guys. (HBOGo)
  50. Point Break. (Hulu)
  51. Soapdish. (Amazon Prime)
  52. Malificent.(VUDU)
  53. Crimson Peak. (VUDU)
  54. China and Silk. (Exploitation.tv)
  55. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. (HBOG0)
  56. Superbad. (Netflix)
  57. Fresh Meat. (Shudder)
  58. Exorcism. *Jess Franco* (Shudder)
  59. Hell or High Water. (VUDU)
  60. The Road to Perdition. (HBOGo)
  61. Bustin’ Loose. (HBOGo)
  62. The Running Man. (Amazon Prime)
  63. John Wick. (VUDU)
  64. Tangled. (hard drive)
  65. Requiem for a Dream. (Netflix)
  66. Burnt. (hard drive)
  67. Death Becomes Her. (hard drive)
  68. Last Samurai. (Netflix)
  69. The House of Whipcord. (Shudder)
  70. 10 Things I hate about you. (Netflix)
  71. Pretty Woman. (dvd)
  72. Fire in the Sky. (Netflix)
  73. Frozen. (VUDU)
  74. Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. (VUDU)
  75. Kill List. (Hulu)
  76. Eye in the Sky. (Amazon Prime)
  77. Rabid. (Showtime Anytime)
  78. Girl Asleep. (Netflix)
  79. King Cobra. (Netflix)
  80. The Greasy Strangler. (Amazon Prime)
  81. Journey to the Center of the Earth. (HBOGo)
  82. For a Good time, Call…. (Netflix)
  83. Author: The JT LeRoy story. (Amazon Prime)
  84. Tarzan (2016) (HBOGo)
  85. The heart is deceitful above all things. (Amazon Prime)
  86. Abbatoir. (FandangoNOW)
  87. Point Break. (2)  (Hulu Plus)
  88. The Reaping. (HBOG0)
  89. To Wong Foo… Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar. (HBOG0)
  90. Major League. (Amazon Prime)
  91. Winter Heat. (Exploitation.tv)
  92. Trading Places. (Amazon Prime)
  93. +1. (Shudder)
  94. Night of the Living Dead 1990. (Shudder)
  95. Moana. (Plex)
  96. Dr. Strange. (Plex)
  97. Tomorrowland. (Hard Drive)
  98. XX. (Hard Drive)
  99. Repo Man. (Hard Drive)
  100. Outcast. (Shudder)
  101. The Tickle King. (HBOG0)
  102. Faults. (Netflix)
  103. House of 1000 Corpses. (Shudder)
  104. The Tickle King. (HBOGo)
  105. Sleepaway Camp. (Shudder)
  106. Red, White and Blue. (Shudder)
  107. Dr. Strange. (2) (VUDU)
  108. Jodorowsky’s Dune. (VUDU)
  109. I don’t feel at home in this world anymore. (Netflix)
  110. Parenthood. (HBOG0)
  111. Jurassic Park III. (Netflix)
  112. Ants on a Shrimp. (Hulu)
  113. End of Days. (HBOGo)
  114. Step Brothers. (Plex)
  115. Justice League Dark. (Plex)
  116. Hudson Hawk. (Plex)
  117. The Accountant. (VUDU)
  118. The girl with all the gifts. (Plex)
  119. The autopsy of Jane Doe. (Plex)
  120. Grandma’s Boy. (Plex)
  121. Blood Father. (Plex)
  122. Broken Lizard’s Club Dread. (Fandango Now)
  123. Fantastic Beasts and where to find them. (Plex)
  124. Always Shine. (Shudder)
  125. Dragnet. (HBOGo)
  126. The Geek. (Exploitation.tv)
  127. War on Everyone. (Plex)
  128. Office Christmas Party. (Plex)
  129. eXit. (Plex)
  130. Mr. Right. (Plex)
  131. Hot Fuzz. (Netflix)
  132. Ferris Bueler’s Day Off. (Netflix)
  133. How to plan an orgy in a small town. (Plex)
  134. Cocoon. (HBOG0)
  135. Resident Evil. (HBOGo)
  136. Armed and Dangerous. (Plex)
  137. A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. (Plex)
  138. Shaun of the Dead. (Plex)
  139. Unfinished Business. (Plex)
  140. Real Genius. (Plex)
  141. Thrashin’ (Plex)
  142. Moana. (Vudu)
  143. The Devils. (Shudder)
  144. Mania. (Exploitation.tv)
  145. Dr. Sexual, Mr. Hyde. (Exploitation.tv)
  146. A long way down. (Netflix)
  147. The Devil’s Candy. (Plex)
  148. Happy House (Fright Flicks)
  149. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. (Plex)
  150. Porky’s 2: The next day. (Plex)
  151. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. (Plex)
  152. Rites of Uranus. (Exploitation.tv)
  153. Funny People. (Plex)
  154. Youth in Revolt. (Plex)
  155. Police Academy. (Plex)
  156. The Blackcoat’s Daughter. (Fandango Now)
  157. Club Dread. (Plex)
  158. Bubba Ho-tep. (Vudu)
  159. A very Brady sequel. (Amazon Prime)
  160. Hotter than Hell. (1971) (Exploitation.tv)
  161. House of de Sade. (Exploitation.tv)
  162. Wynonna Earp Season One. (Netflix)
  163. Speed Racer. (HBOGo)
  164. Poltergeist II. (Showtime Anytime)
  165. Lost Highway. (Showtime Anytime)
  166. History of Violence. (Amazon Prime)
  167. Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story. (Vudu)
  168. The Midnight Meat Train. (Shudder)
  169. A Dirty Shame. (Plex)
  170. Karate Kid. (Hulu Plus)
  171. Karate Kid 2. (Hulu Plus)
  172. What we do in the Shadows. (Netflix)
  173. Pecker. (Plex)
  174. 13 Hours. (Hulu Plus)
  175. Dr. Strange. (Plex)
  176. Officer Downe. (Netflix)
  177. Split. (Plex)
  178. Iron Man. (Hulu Plus)
  179. Captain America: Civil War. (Netflix)
  180. Sexual Encounter Group. (Exploitation.tv)
  181. The Goods. (Plex)
  182. Down with love. (Vudu)
  183. The B.F.G. (Netflix)
  184. The All Nighter. (Plex)
  185. Jennifer’s Body. (Plex)
  186. The Prestige. (Netflix)
  187. Sandy Wexler. (Netflix)
  188. IT. (Plex)
  189. The Conjuring. (Vudu)
  190. American Pastoral. (Amazon Prime)
  191. Misery Loves Comedy. (Amazon Prime)
  192. The Alchemist’s Cookbook. (Plex)
  193. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. Extended cut. (Vudu)
  194. Beetlejuice. (Amazon Prime)
  195. Turn on with Kelly Nichols. (Exploitation.tv)
  196. Return of the Living Dead Part III. (Hulu Plus)
  197. Desperate Living. (Plex)
  198. Casting JonBenet. (Netflix)
  199. Casting JonBenet. (Netflix)
  200. Insidious Chapter 3. (Vudu)
  201. Nothing but trouble. (HBOGo)
  202. Ms. 45. (Shudder)
  203. Beyond the Gate. (Netflix)
  204. John Carpenter’s Village of the Damned. (HBOGo)
  205. Stakeland II. (Netflix)
  206. The Windmill. (Netflix)
  207. The space between us. (Vudu)
  208. Hot Fuzz. (Netflix)
  209. Mommy Dead and Dearest. (HBOGo)
  210. A place beyond shame. (Exploitation.tv)
  211. Bad Moms. (Showtime Anytime)
  212. The Hateful Eight. (Vudu)
  213. The Martian. (Vudu)
  214. Affairs of Aphrodite. (Exploitation.tv)
  215. Logan. (Vudu)
  216. Jackie Brown. (Amazon Prime)
  217. Inglorious Basterds. (Netflix)
  218. Penn and Teller get killed. (Plex)
  219. Alien 3. (Vudu)
  220. Phantasm Remastered. (Shudder)
  221. Herschell Gordon Lewis The Godfather of Gore. (Vudu)
  222. My Chauffeur. (Vudu free with ads)
  223. Bad Biology. (Shudder)
  224. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. (Shudder)
  225. Dig two graves. (Netflix)
  226. War Machine. 2017 (Netflix)
  227. The Crow. (Netflix)
  228. John Wick 2. (Plex)
  229. Violet & Daisy. (Plex)
  230. Polyester. (Plex)
  231. Kong: Skull Island. (Plex)
  232. Porky’s. (Plex)
  233. Porky’s II: The Next Day. (Plex)
  234. Men at Work. (Plex)
  235. Doctor Strange. (Netflix)
  236. The Matrix. (Amazon Prime)
  237. Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals. (Shudder)
  238. Wanted. (Plex)
  239.  The Axe Murders of Villisca. (Netflix)
  240. Fright Night. (Shudder)
  241. Fright Night 2. (original) (Servio)
  242. Dredd. (Vudu)
  243. Jurassic World. (Vudu)
  244. Toolbox Murders. (2004) (Shudder)
  245. Sweet Sugar. (Blu Ray)
  246. Beauty and the Beast. 2017. (Vudu)
  247. Moana. (Vudu)
  248. Tangled. (Ipad)
  249. Zootopia. (Vudu)
  250. Babyface. (Exploitation.tv)
  251. CHIPs. (2017) (Plex)
  252. Fist Fight. (Plex)
  253. From Beyond. (Plex)
  254. Weird Science. (Plex)
  255. Gangs of New York. (Hulu Plus)
  256. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. (Hulu Plus)
  257. Con Air. (Hulu Plus)
  258. John Wick 2. (Vudu)
  259. Annie. (Netflix)
  260. A Mighty Wind. (Hulu Plus)
  261. Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy’s Dead. (Hulu Plus)
  262. In the Mouth of Madness. (Hulu Plus)
  263. GLOW. (Netflix)
  264. You’re so cool, Brewster. (Shudder)
  265. Mamma Mia! (HBOGo)
  266. Penn and Teller Get Killed. (Plex)
  267. Pitch Perfect. (Serviio)
  268. Unearthed & Untold: the Path to Pet Semetary. (Amazon Prime)
  269. Show Pieces. (Shudder)
  270. Pitch Perfect 2. (Plex)
  271. Sleeping with other people. (Showtime)
  272. Reunion. (Exploitation.tv)
  273. Hyapatia Lee’s Tasty. (Exploitation.tv)
  274. Pretty Peaches 2. (Exploitation.tv)
  275. Sherlick Holmes. (Exploitation.tv)
  276. Step Brothers. (Plex)
  277. I always said yes. (Amazon Prime)
  278. Unbreakable. (DVD)
  279. Ghostbusters 2016. (Plex)
  280. Matrix Reloaded. (Amazon Prime)
  281. Necessary Roughness. (HBOGo)
  282. Mimic. (HBOGo)
  283. Overboard. (TubiTV)
  284. The Last Word. (Amazon Prime)
  285. Bachelor Party. (Hard Drive)
  286. Django. (Vudu)
  287. The Void. (Netflix)
  288. The Farmer’s Daughter and her Punishment Pony. (Exploitation.tv)
  289. Dune. (Showtime)
  290. Jodorowsky’s Dune. (Vudu)
  291. Dr. Strange. (Netflix)
  292. Tour de Pharmacy. (HBOGo)
  293. Talladega Nights. (Hulu Plus)
  294. Frozen. (Vudu)
  295. Champagne for Breakfast. (Exploitation.tv)
  296. The Stendhal Syndrome. (Shudder)
  297. Avengers: Age of Ultron. (Blu-ray)
  298. Real Genius. (Hulu Plus)
  299. John Carpenter’s VAMPIRE$ (Hulu Plus)
  300. 1990: The Bronx Warriors. (Shudder)
  301. Popstar- Never stop never stopping. (HBOGo)
  302. My Scientology Movie. (Netflix)
  303. We are the Flesh. (Shudder)
  304. The Stuff. (Shudder)
  305. Kong: Skull Island. (Vudu)
  306. Southwest of Salem. (Vudu)
  307. Night Shift. (Plex)
  308. Rogue One. (Netflix)
  309. Kingpin. (Amazon Prime)
  310. Little Nicky. (HBOGo)
  311. Taboo. (Blu Ray)
  312. House of DeSade. (Exploitation.tv)
  313. For a good time, call. (Netflix)
  314. Society. (Blu Ray- Overground Cinema)
  315. Babyface. (Blu Ray- Overground Cinema)
  316. Okja. (Netflix)
  317. Black Snake Moan. (Netflix)
  318. Avatar. (Overground Cinema)
  319. Once Bitten. (Amazon Prime)
  320. Love Champions. (Exploitation.tv)
  321. Maniac (remake) (Shudder)
  322. Summer School. (Plex)
  323. Just one of the guys. (Plex)
  324. Wild, Wild West. (Netflix)
  325. Wreck-it Ralph. (Vudu)
  326. You’ve got Mail. (Amazon Prime)
  327. China Girl. (Blu Ray- Overground Cinema)
  328. Guardians of the Galaxy II. (Plex)
  329. My Chauffeur. (Blu Ray)
  330. Thor. (Plex)
  331. Iron Man 3. (Plex)
  332. Bachelor Party. (Plex)
  333. Step Brothers. (Plex)
  334. Moana. (Netflix- Overground Cinema)
  335. The Matrix Revolutions. (Netflix- Overground Cinema)
  336. The Founder. (Netflix)
  337. Vampire Academy. (Netflix)
  338. The Devil’s Knot. (Netflix)
  339. King Arthur. (Vudu)
  340. Starship Troopers. (Plex)
  341. The Frighteners. (DVD)
  342. David Cried. (Netflix)
  343. CHIPS. (Plex)
  344. Barbecue. (Netflix)
  345. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (Amazon Prime)
  346. Dickie Roberts Former Child Star. (Vudu)
  347. The Black Room. (Netflix)
  348. Avengers. (Plex)
  349. Burnt. (Netflix)
  350. Death Note. (Netflix)
  351. Citizen X. (Amazon Prime)
  352.   The Affairs of Janice. (Exploitation.tv)
  353. Dazed and Confused. (?)
  354. Bio-Dome. (Amazon Prime)
  355. Stanford Prison Experiment. (Netflix)
  356. Spotlight. (Netflix)
  357. Rob Zombie’s 31. (Shudder)
  358. CLUE. (Hulu Plus)
  359. Rosemary’s Baby. (Hulu Plus)
  360. Water Power. (Streamed from Laptop)
  361. Riot on the Dancefloor: The Story of Randy Now & City Gardens. (Amazon Prime)
  362. Beauty and the Beast. (Netflix)
  363. David Lynch The Art Life. (Amazon Prime)
  364. Sacrament. (Shudder)
  365. Captain Fantastic. (Amazon Prime)
  366. Gerald’s Game. (Netflix)
  367. Flowers in the Attic. (Shudder)
  368. Sacrament. (Shudder)
  369. Dr. Strange. (Netflix)
  370. The Vampire’s Assistant. (HBOGo)
  371. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. (HBOGo)
  372. Witness. (Showtime Anytime)
  373. Smokey and the Bandit II. (Showtime Anytime)
  374. 976-EVIL. (Vudu)
  375. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. (Amazon Prime)
  376. Cult of Chucky. (Netflix)
  377. The Frighteners. (DVD)
  378. DUDES. (Blu-Ray)
  379. The Babysitter. (Netflix)
  380. Trading Places. (Netflix)
  381. Chop Off. (Fandor)
  382. The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Netflix)
  383. Hackers. (Download)
  384. Live, Die, Repeat. (aka Edge of Tomorrow) (Blu ray)
  385. DUDES. (Blu Ray/Overgroud Cinema)
  386. 1922. (Netflix Overground Cinema)
  387. The Dukes of Hazard Unrated. (Amazon Prime)
  388. What Lies beneath. (Amazon Prime)
  389. Too Funny to Fail. (Hulu Plus)
  390. Showgirls. (Hulu Plus)
  391. Lace Crater. (Shudder)
  392. The Hateful Eight. (Netflix/Overground Cinema)
  393. Even Lambs have Teeth. (Amazon Prime)
  394. Johnny Be Good. (Amazon Prime)
  395. Mortuary Academy. (Youtube)
  396. Eating Raoul. (Youtube)
  397. Pump up the Volume. (Download)
  398. Death Proof. (Download)
  399. Bram Stoker’s Dracula. (Amazon Prime)
  400. The Heat. (Download)
  401. Looper. (Download)
  402. Saved. (Amazon Prime)
  403. Dogma. (Download)
  404. The Gate. (Shudder)
  405. Out of Sight. (Showtime Anytime)
  406. Natural Born Killers. (Amazon Prime)
  407. Clownhouse. (Download)
  408. Planet Terror. (Download)
  409. Going out in Style. (Vudu)
  410. Radley Metzger’s THE IMAGE. (Blu-ray, Overground Cinema)
  411. Cinderella live action. (Vudu)
  412. Baby Driver. (Vudu)
  413. Jim & Andy. (Netflix)
  414. Videodrome. (Vudu)
  415. Polyester. (Vudu)
  416. The Hitman’s Bodyguard. (Vudu)
  417. Aliens. (Director’s Cut) (Download)
  418. Eating Raoul. (FilmStruck)
  419. Point Break. (Amazon Prime)
  420. Cruising. (Download)
  421. Long Time Running. (Netflix)
  422. Tropic Thunder. (Netflix)
  423. Office Christmas Party. (Showtime)
  424. Rogue One: A Starwars Story.  (Netflix)
  425. Dreamcatcher. (Netflix)
  426. Psych: The Movie. (USA Network)
  427. American Assassin. (Vudu)
  428. Throat: 12 years after. (Blu-Ray)
  429. John Wick. (Vudu)
  430. Cabin Boy. (HBOGo)
  431. Halloween: Resurrection. (HBOGo)
  432. Orgy of the Dead. (Blu-Ray)
  433. Paddington. (Netflix)
  434. Clueless. (Amazon Prime)
  435. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. (original release) (Plex)
  436. The Witches. (Amazon Prime)
  437. Christmas Inheritance. (Netflix)
  438. John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness. (Vudu)
  439. Broken Lizard’s Club Dread. (HBOGo)
  440. Gremlins. (Netflix)
  441. A place beyond shame. (Exploitation.tv)
  442. Kubo and the Two Strings. (Netflix)
  443. Bright. (Netflix)
  444. Trouble with the curve. (Netflix)
  445. Zodiac. (Netflix)
  446. Better watch out. (Shudder)

 

 

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Tuesday 12.20.2016

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When I logged-in tonight to start working on my annual “my year in cinema” post I realized that it’s been almost a year since I’ve done any personal blogging. I’ve fallen in the #twittertrap of microposts where I get all of my joy/anger/frustration out in 138 characters or less. It really impacts my ability to write on my other blogs when I’m not writing here- I’ve seen the word count shrink on Occult Vibrations and Sacred Debris since I’ve left DR unattended in favor of shorter less articulate posts and I hate it. So I’m going to make “write more” my main resolution for 2017.  I’m trying to reprioritize how I archive things in the coming year which will affect how the blogs are updated, but when I do work on them I want to be able to say a little more than just “Uncredited photo, 1970s” for want of anything else to say. We’ll see how that goes.

It’s been quite a year since I last posted; I think there’s a communal feeling with most of the world that 2016 has been, to quote Gandhi, a total fucking cocksucker. When a year starts with the death of David Bowie and ends with a conceivably illiterate bully of a reality star becoming President you know that the days sandwiched between are going to be filled with nonsense. There’s a lot to process, a lot of really horrible events that we’ve suffered through and the reality that events like Aleppo and the Trump Presidency will follow us into the New Year- and it’s really easy to just write the whole year off with our heads down and the hopes that we can all forget about the great beast ’16.

So instead- I’m going to be a contrarian and celebrate all of the amazing experiences the year had to offer for me and mine.

  • Celebrating Julia’s 29th birthday at Walt Disney World. We were in a DOOMBUGGY at the Haunted Mansion and I got to kiss her as the clock struck midnight leading into her birthday in one of our favorite places.
  • Meeting HG Lewis- the “Godfather of Gore” several months before he passed away.
  • Meeting big boob aficionado/artist Rockin Jellybean and spending time with my Pushead friends at the NYC Hyperstoic Returns Event.
  • Stealing a little time with my wife at the Nude Beach.
  • Vasectomy! Being in control of my reproductive health with just a little pinch and a bunch of funny photos was one of the best days off I took this year.
  • Seeing Orbax and Pepper. I love them both and don’t see them nearly enough.
  • Making silly patches. Some sell. Some don’t.
  • Taking a stop-motion animation class with Julia at the Mutter Museum and creating a bizarre film about a homicidal rabbit.
  • Jimbos. So much Jimbos.

There were so many great times had in 2016, but if I had to pick just one thing I’d say that the work both Julia and I put into our marriage to make it magical, funny, comfortable, exciting, peaceful, wild and always out greatest adventure has been the most satisfying. Even if the coming year has as many curveballs as this one has had I know that we’ll weather the storm together in our silly little house with our creepy little dog, our family and friends and, again quoting Gandhi, we’ll fuck it right in it’s keister.

If you had to pick just one thing that made 2016 a great year for you- what would it be?