Tuesday 12.20.2016


When I logged-in tonight to start working on my annual “my year in cinema” post I realized that it’s been almost a year since I’ve done any personal blogging. I’ve fallen in the #twittertrap of microposts where I get all of my joy/anger/frustration out in 138 characters or less. It really impacts my ability to write on my other blogs when I’m not writing here- I’ve seen the word count shrink on Occult Vibrations and Sacred Debris since I’ve left DR unattended in favor of shorter less articulate posts and I hate it. So I’m going to make “write more” my main resolution for 2017.  I’m trying to reprioritize how I archive things in the coming year which will affect how the blogs are updated, but when I do work on them I want to be able to say a little more than just “Uncredited photo, 1970s” for want of anything else to say. We’ll see how that goes.

It’s been quite a year since I last posted; I think there’s a communal feeling with most of the world that 2016 has been, to quote Gandhi, a total fucking cocksucker. When a year starts with the death of David Bowie and ends with a conceivably illiterate bully of a reality star becoming President you know that the days sandwiched between are going to be filled with nonsense. There’s a lot to process, a lot of really horrible events that we’ve suffered through and the reality that events like Aleppo and the Trump Presidency will follow us into the New Year- and it’s really easy to just write the whole year off with our heads down and the hopes that we can all forget about the great beast ’16.

So instead- I’m going to be a contrarian and celebrate all of the amazing experiences the year had to offer for me and mine.

  • Celebrating Julia’s 29th birthday at Walt Disney World. We were in a DOOMBUGGY at the Haunted Mansion and I got to kiss her as the clock struck midnight leading into her birthday in one of our favorite places.
  • Meeting HG Lewis- the “Godfather of Gore” several months before he passed away.
  • Meeting big boob aficionado/artist Rockin Jellybean and spending time with my Pushead friends at the NYC Hyperstoic Returns Event.
  • Stealing a little time with my wife at the Nude Beach.
  • Vasectomy! Being in control of my reproductive health with just a little pinch and a bunch of funny photos was one of the best days off I took this year.
  • Seeing Orbax and Pepper. I love them both and don’t see them nearly enough.
  • Making silly patches. Some sell. Some don’t.
  • Taking a stop-motion animation class with Julia at the Mutter Museum and creating a bizarre film about a homicidal rabbit.
  • Jimbos. So much Jimbos.

There were so many great times had in 2016, but if I had to pick just one thing I’d say that the work both Julia and I put into our marriage to make it magical, funny, comfortable, exciting, peaceful, wild and always out greatest adventure has been the most satisfying. Even if the coming year has as many curveballs as this one has had I know that we’ll weather the storm together in our silly little house with our creepy little dog, our family and friends and, again quoting Gandhi, we’ll fuck it right in it’s keister.

If you had to pick just one thing that made 2016 a great year for you- what would it be?



Friday 01.01.2016 (year in cinema)


The Hateful 8- Print #16 on 70mm

I saw a lot of movies in 2015. A butt numbing amount. While I didn’t log movies watched at home or at the Overground Cinema, I kept a complete list of films I saw theatrically.

From 1st January 2015 (The Woman in Black 2) to 31s December 2015 (Daddy’s Home) I saw 184 unique movies with an additional 22 second, third or fourth screenings.

I saw Star Wars ep VII: The Force Awakens four times theatrically, which topped the list as my #1 movie of 2015. Ridley Scott’s The Martian came in at second place and Christopher Nolan’s 35mm QUAYS short as a close third.

I made a quick trip to NYC to see the Quays at the Film Forum, presenting their work on 35mm, films curated by Christopher Nolan to accompany his short; as always they were enigmatic and fully deserving of their reputation as eccentrics.

Full Top Ten:

1. Star Wars ep VII: the Force Awakens.
2. The Martian.
3. Quays.
4. The Hateful 8.
5. Dark Star: HR Giger’s World.
6. Inherent Vice.
7. It Follows.
8. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.
9. Inside Out.
10. Ex Machina.

Complete List:

  1. The Woman in Black 2
  2. Unbroken
  3. Selma
  4. The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  5. Inherent Vice
  6. Taken 3 (aka TAK3N)
  7. American Sniper
  8. Paddington
  9. The Wedding Ringer
  10. Spare Parts
  11. Blackhat
    & Wedding Ringer(2)
  12. Strange Magic
  13. Mortdecai
  14. Black or White
  15. The Boy Next Door
  16. Project Almanac
  17. Black Sea
  18. The Loft (2014)
  19. Jupiter Ascending
  20. The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water
  21. Seventh Son
  22. 50 Shades of Grey
  23. The Duke of Burgundy
  24. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  25. 50 Shades of Grey (2)
  26. The Duff
  27. Still Alice
  28. McFarland USA
  29. Focus
  30. Hot Tub Time Machine 2
  31. The Lazarus Effect
  32. CHAPPiE
  33. Unfinished Business
  34. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
  35. Cinderella
  36. Cymbeline
  37. Run all night
  38. Cinderella (2)
  39. Insurgent
  40. The Gunman
  41. Rear Window
  42. It Follows
  43. A Girl Like Her
  44. Home
  45. Get Hard
  46. Furious 7
  47. The Woman in Gold
  48. Effie Gray
  49. Torture Dungeon (1970)
  50. Bloodthirsty Butchers (1970)
  51. The man with two heads (1972)
  52. Disney Nature presents: Monkey Kingdom
  53. Unfriended
  54. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  55. Cinderella (3)
  56. Insurgent (2)
  57. Ex Machina
  58. The Age of Adeline
  59. Furious 7 (2)
  60. The Avengers: Age of Ultron
  61. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
  62. Ninja Busters (1984)
  63. Born to Kill (aka Cockfighter) (1974)
  64. Flesh Gordon (1974)
  65. Hot Pursuit (2015)
  66. While we’re young
  67. The D Train
  68. Mad Max: Fury Road
  69. Pitch Perfect 2
  70. Where Hope Grows
  71. Pitch Perfect 2 (2)
  72. Mad Max Fury Road (2)
  73. Tomorrowland
  74. Tomorrowland (2)
  75. Poltergeist (2015)
  76. Aloha
  77. Dark Star- HR Giger’s World
  78. Dark Star- HR Giger’s World (2)
  79. San Andreas
  80. Insidious Chapter 3
  81. SPY
  82. Jurassic World
  83. Inside Out (2015)
  84. JAWS (1975)
  85. Dope
  86. Max (2015)
  87. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  88. Ted 2
  89. Terminator: Genisys
  90. The Wolfpack
  91. Magic Mike XXL
  92. Self/Less
  93. The Gallows
  94. Amy
  95. Minions
  96. Ant-man
  97. Robocop (1987)
  98. The Vindicator (1986)
  99. Chopping Mall (1986)
  100. Trainwreck
  101. Pixels
  102. The Vatican Tapes
  103. Paper Towns
  104. Vacation (2015)
  105. Southpaw
  106. Mission Impossible Rogue Nation
  107. Mr. Holmes
  108. Ricki and the Flash
  109. Fantastic Four (2015)
  110. The Gift (2015)
  111. The Fantastic Four (2015)
  112. Shaun the Sheep
  113. The man from U.N.C.L.E.
  114. The end of the tour
  115. Straight Outta Compton
  116. The man from U.N.C.L.E. (2)
  117. An Irrational Man
  118. In Absentia
  119. The Comb
  120. Quay
  121. Street of Crocodiles
  122. Hitman Agent 47
  123. Sinister 2
  124. Diary of a teenage girl
  125. Silence of the Lambs
  126. American Ultra
  127. A Walk in the Woods
  128. No Escape (2015)
  129. Bloodsucking Bastards
  130. The Transporter Refueled
  131. The Visit (2015)
  132. Black Mass
  133. The Scorch Trials (Maze Runner part 2)
  134. Captive (2015)
  135. The Best of Enemies
  136. The perfect guy
  137. Green Inferno
  138. Hotel Transylvania 2
  139. Everest
  140. The Intern
  141. Sicario
  142. The Martian
  143. Goodnight Mommy
  144. Hell & Back
  145. The Martian (2)
  146. Pan
  147. Big Stone Gap
  148. The Intern (2)
  149. Crimson Peak
  150. The Walk
  151. Crimson Peak (2)
  152. Goosebumps
  153. Goosebumps (2)
  154. Back to the Future
  155. Back to the Future II
  156. Back to the Future III
  157. Rock the Kasbah
  158. The Last Witch Hunter
  159. We are going to eat you (1980)
  160. Silent Rage (1982)
  161. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  162. Altered States (1980)
  163. Terrorvision (1986)
  164. Superstition (aka the Witch) 1982
  165. The horror of party beach (1964)
  166. Saint Frankenstein.
  167. Near Dark (1987)
  168. Piranha 2 (1981)
  169. Army of Darkness (1992)
  170. Paranormal Activity: Ghost Dimension
  171. Jem and the Holograms
  172. Halloween (1978)
  173. Burnt
  174. Freaks of Nature
  175. Our brand is crisis
  176. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
  177. Spectre
  178. Home Alone (1990)
  179. Love
  180. Love the Coopers
  181. The 33
  182. Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt 1
  183. Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt 2
  184. The Night Before
  185. The secrets in their eyes
  186. The Good Dinosaur
  187. Victor Frankenstein
  188. Creed
  189. The Good Dinosaur (2)
  190. Krampus
  191. Spotlight
  192. Krampus (2)
  193. In the heart of the sea
  194. Spectre (2)
  195. The Night Before (2)
  196. Star Wars ep VII: The Force Awakens. (IMAX 3D)
  197. Star Wars ep VII: The Force Awakens. (2) (IMAX 3D)
  198. Star Wars ep VII: The Force Awakens. (3)
  199. Macbeth (2015)
  200. Sisters (2015)
  201. Hateful 8 (70mm Roadshow)
  202. Hateful 8 (70mm Roadshow) (2)
  203. Star Wars ep VII: The Force Awakens. (4) (RPX)
  204. The Big Short
  205. Joy
  206. Daddy’s Home.

I tried to keep a Letterboxd diary with mini-reviews of the films I saw theatrically in 2015; I’m fairly sure I missed a few here and there but this is as complete a list as I have: http://letterboxd.com/OVRGNDcinema/

My favorite review was for one of my least favorite films of the year:

Imagine for a second that you’re getting a handjob. The giver is attractive, but more than that it’s someone you’ve wanted to give you a handjob for a really long time and now they’re doing it. Not too fast, not too slow, just enough tension and they’re hitting all the right notes. You think it couldn’t get much better but then they start talking dirty to you and it’s everything you’ve always wanted.

Now imagine that two thirds of the way through the handjob your dreamboat is replaced with your old boss. The one that smelled like mothballs and taco meat. Then imagine that your old boss, who’s now rubbing one out for you, has arthritis and calluses on their gross, liverspotty hand. They take you the rest of the way there and with a unsatisfied moan you’re done.

You still finished and the first 2/3 of the HJ were great- so do you really want to complain?That’s kind of how Fantastic Four was.

You still get yours, but ultimately you feel kind of let down and a little traumatized.

It was a really fun year for movies, and I look forward to another year of spending more time in a theater than out of one!